Telegram Options


The Classic Telegram

The Classic Telegram

Surprise loved ones, bosses, teachers, secretaries at work or at the front doors of their homes.  The following options are delivered wearing semi-formal attire.  A song list is available for your choosing.


Sweet & SImple Package for $90 includes 1 song, a personalized card and a small gift - a mylar balloon, or  single rose or a small box of chocolate.

Sweetheart Package for $125 includes 2 songs, a personalized card, and a simple floral arrangement.

True Love Package for $160 includes 2 songs, a personalized card and a dozen rose arrangement.

Phone Telegram for $35 includes a song and personalized message delivered over the phone.

How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying

How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying

Convert prospects to sales with custom-written telegrams singing your praises. Send a thank you for the big contract you just won. Nail down that dream job. We work with you to re-write lyrics to popular songs and choose the appropriate costume. We deliver the telegram -- your style and creativity win them over!  $225 per telegram.

Ukulele Hula Girl

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This Hawaiian princess will have everyone up and doing the Huki Lau Hawaiian dance as she strums her ukulele. Dressed in a pretty, colorful (but not revealing) costume, she will present the birthday person with a lei and sing your choice of the following songs:  You Are My Sunshine, Don't Worry About a Thing by Bob Marley, Aloha Oe and Stand By Me.  Then she’ll ask everyone to join in singing Happy Birthday. The Ukulele Hula Girl package for $120 includes a lei for the birthday person, 1 colorful mylar/foil balloon and the Huki Lau dance number.

Kermit

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It’s Kermit, the world’s most lovable frog! He sings “The Rainbow Connection,” “You Are My Sunshine” or your choice of a love song, tells a bunch of silly frog jokes and holds a croaking contest. Great for events with an environmental theme, hospital visits and children’s parties.  

Kermit is $120 and includes 2 festive mylar balloons. 

Just Like Mom

Just Like Mom

Perfect for students or anyone who needs some TLC. If you can’t be there in person, send us to fuss over your darling. One dozen of the best home-baked chocolate cookies in the world included in the delivery. Also included are your personal message in a card and two songs.  Great for birthdays, graduations and just because you miss them.

Just Like Mom package for $110 includes 1 dozen cookies, 2 songs and a card.

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe

A sizzling addition to any party or event. Songs include Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend, My Heart Belongs to Daddy and a very special Happy Birthday. 

The Marilyn Monroe package for $175  includes 2 mylar balloons and a colorful Hawaiian flower lei.

Marilyn Deluxe package for $250 includes a one-dozen rose floral arrangement ( in a vase with a lovely ribbon) 6 mylar balloons, 3 colorful Hawaiian flower leis, a crown and a personalized card.

Julia Child

Julia Child

“I’m Julia Child. Bon Appetit!” A fun addition to a dinner party, wine and food festival or a fundraiser.  Julia swoops in and gives a hilarious cooking lesson based loosely (very loosely) on a recipe from her famous television show, The French Chef. Watch out for all the crazy props! Bouillabaisse will never be the same.

The Julia Child package for $160 includes a cooking lesson by a Julia Child impersonator, one song, a colorful flower lei and 2 mylar balloons.

Singing Chicken

Singing Chicken

Q; Is chicken soup really good for your health?

A: Not if you’re the chicken! 

How many bad chicken jokes can you stand? 

The Singing Chicken package for $160 includes 1 humorous song, 2 mylar balloons, a flower lei. and way too many chicken jokes. For an extra charge, we’ll bring Chicken McNuggets. An egg-cellent way to celebrate and shake your tailfeathers. Get ready to do the chicken dance and give us your best rooster imitation!

The Graduation Gorilla

The Graduation Gorilla

Make your grad party or prom weekend the best ever. The Graduation Gorilla is available for high school, college and even post-graduate level events. Sing the loud drunken version of The Eyes of Texas as the Gorilla plays the ukulele. Or give us a couple of weeks and we'll learn your school song. We also offer a hip hop version of The Graduation Song. Silliness quotient very high.

The Graduation Gorilla package for $150 includes a school song and personalized card.

The Gorilla

The Gorilla

So, you REALLY want to embarrass someone?  Send them a gorilla.  

The Gorilla Package for $160 includes a charming gorilla in a pink tutu and feather boa delivering a love song or silly birthday song. The recipient receives 2 mylar balloons and a flower lei. Get ready to beat on your chest and do the Tarzan yell!

  

Stripping Gorilla

Stripping Gorilla

Introducing the one, the only, Stripping Gorilla! If you want someone to remember this day for the rest of their lives, look no further.  (The gorilla strips, not the human - no human flesh is seen)

The Stripping Gorilla Package for $175 includes 2 mylar balloons and a colorful Hawaiian flower lei.

Santa Gorilla

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Celebrate the holidays in style with Santa Gorilla! Her red feather boa and red tutu will spice up any holiday gathering. Get ready for Christmas jokes, silly Christmas songs and the ever popular monkey dance. Great way to celebrate a December birthday or make the office Christmas party memorable. More fun than a barrel of eggnog. Includes a colorful flower lei and 3 mylar/foil balloons. Cost is $150.00.    

Queen Elizabeth

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All hail the queen!  Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II, will read out a customized royal proclamation honoring the telegram recipient, sing a song from her beloved pet dogs (the corgis) and present a gold/jeweled crown, a colorful flower lei and 3 mylar/foil balloons. Perfect for anglophiles, royal followers and dog lovers.  The Queen Elizabeth telegram is $150.00. (Prince Phillip not included.)

Video Telegram

Video Telegram


Send a singing telegram to their inbox! You choose the character/costume and song. I make a video and send you the link. Imagine their surprise when you tell them to open your email and watch their own personalized telegram. Price is $70.00.



Contact Singing Telegrams of Austin byemailor by calling 512-297-9251.